me trying to blow up the pentagon with my mind
holy shit i’m fucking BACK BITCH
dawg i literally have no idea how this porn bot shit is getting on my blog, ive got nothing on my computer, ive changed my password and nobody else has logged onto my account @staff fix your shit
ah. they dumped a fuck load of posts into my queue. very annoying.
dawg i literally have no idea how this porn bot shit is getting on my blog, ive got nothing on my computer, ive changed my password and nobody else has logged onto my account @staff fix your shit
Hello Tumblr 👋
Today, Tumblr’s owner, Verizon Media, announced that Automattic plans to acquire Tumblr. Automattic is the technology company behind products such as WordPress.com, WooCommerce, Jetpack, and Simplenote—products that help connect creators, businesses, and publishers to communities around the world.
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Automattic shares our vision to build passionate communities around shared interests and to democratize publishing so that anyone with a story can tell it, especially when they come from under-heard voices and marginalized communities.
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<3 Tumblr
so can we get our nuts out again?
What y’all think ‘gifted child’ discourse is saying: I used to be special and now I’m not and that makes me sad.
What ‘gifted child’ discourse is ACTUALLY saying: The way many educational systems treat children who’ve been identified as ‘gifted’ is actively harmful in that it a. obliges kids to give up socialising with their same-age peers in favour of constantly courting the approval of adult ‘mentors’ who mostly don’t give a shit about them, b. demands that they tie their entire identity to a set of standards that’s not merely unsustainable, but intentionally so, because its unstated purpose is to weed out the ‘unworthy’ rather than to provide useful goals for self-improvement, and c. denies them opportunities to learn useful life skills in favour of training them up in an excruciatingly narrow academic skill-set that’s basically useless outside of an institutional career path that the vast majority of them will never be allowed to pursue.
also: the way “gifted” children are taught largely just rewards them for already knowing things or having a specific skill come easily to them, and thus not only gives them severe anxiety about asking for help or not knowing something right away for fear of disappointing those adult mentors, but also actively discourages them from learning HOW to learn things and pick up new skills, thus sabotaging any life they might try to pursue outside of that institutional career.
first is the worst second is the best third. is the last one
You failed at spelling bee again, didn't you?
what if this was in your house and room
Getting divorced and re-married is like starting a game over so you can go with the mage instead of the warrior.
MY WIFE LEAVING ME IS LIKE BIDEO GAME
if communismkills tossing you neck, you taking it or curve her shit?
you off the henny or whatever you drink and she appears in your inbox, knowing all the dumb shit she be saying but you close to gettin’ that wop, you sittin’ lookin’ at the screen like
after the deed is done, the bloggers caught wind of it but you tryna play it off like:
“I never just did things just to do them, c’mon what am i gonna do just hit her up like you droppin neck? like its something to do? I got a lil more sense than that….
yeah, I got mop from communism”
This post deals psychic damage.
When you get a random spike of intense pain that fades away after a few seconds
How i felt last night after taking my buttplug out after accidentally napping with it inside me
Anonymous asked:
Awoo?
